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CITA-CITA
Tiga orang anak kembar masuk TK, mereka adalah Karta, Karto (laki-laki) dan Karti (perempuan). Secara bergantian mereka ditanya oleh Bu Guru tentang cita-cita mereka kalau sudah dewasa.
Bu Guru : Karta, kalau sudah besar cita-citanya mau jadi apa?
Karta : (dengan lantang) Mau jadi Papa, Bu Guyu!!
Bu Guru : Kalau Karni, mau jadi apa?
Karni : (dengan lemah lembut) Ani mau jadi Mama, Bu Guyu.
Bu Guru : Nah,......kalau Karto,.....mau jadi apa, sayang?
Karto : (dengan kebingungan) Ato...mau....mau jadi ...(dengan malu-malu)
Ato mau ...jadi Bunda Dolce aja dech Bu Guyu Bu Guru : !?!?!?!?

PENGEMIS GILA

Ada pengemis yg lagi minta minta ama bapak2 ....

Pengemis : Pak pak kasihani saya saya tidak makan selama 1 bulan dan saya buta !!!
Bapak: Saya tidak punya duit !!!! ( Sambil mengambil 200 perak dikantongnya...)
Pengemis : pak itu ada 200 perak !!!
Bapak : katanya buta !!
Pengemis : salah pak saya orang tuli !!!!
Bapak : Tuli Kok Bisa dengar ??!?!?!?
Pengemis : Salah lagi pak saya orang bisu
Bapak : bisu koq bisa bgomong ???
Pengemis : salah lagi pak saya orang GILA !!!!!!

Cheat Naruto Shippuden Akatsuki Rising

· Akatsuki mode

Successfully complete Scenario mode to unlock Akatsuki mode.

· Bonus characters

Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding character:

Deidara: Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Gaara: Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Hoshigaki Kisame: Successfully complete Scenario Mode.

Kankuro: Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Sai: Successfully complete the "Putting Naruto To The Test" D-Rank mission and "Social Training Members" B-Rank mission.

Sasori (Hiruko): Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Sasori (Third Kazekage): Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Sasuke Uchiha (Shippuden - TS): Successfully complete Akatsuki mode with Itachi.

Temari: Successfully complete Scenario mode.

Uchiha Itachi: Successfully complete Scenario mode.

· Gold stars in Scenario mode

Successfully complete the indicated task to unlock a gold star in the corresponding chapter of Scenario mode:

Chapter 1: Successfully complete the chapter after defeating all enemies.

Chapter 2: Successfully complete the chapter without taking any damage.

Chapter 3: Successfully complete the chapter after breaking all lanterns.

Chapter 4: Successfully complete the chapter without using Ninjutsu.

Chapter 5: Successfully complete the chapter without any scrolls equipped.

Chapter 6: Successfully complete the chapter without using healing items.

Chapter 7: Successfully complete the chapter in under ten minutes.

Chapter 8: Successfully complete the chapter without using attack items.

Chapter 9: Successfully complete the chapter after defeating 50 enemies.

Chapter 10: Successfully complete the chapter after defeating five enemies.

· Change item potential

At the Shop menu, combine scrolls to increase or decrease the potential of an item. You will then be able to equip the item.

· Changing items

To change items during a mission, hold Triangle to open the list of items you have equipped. Use the D-pad to choose the desired item you want to use for the shortcut. The red side is for weapons, and the green side is for usable items such as potions, antidote, etc.

· Quick Release Jutsu

To use a Jutsu, hold R and press X, Square, Triangle, or Circle. To perform a Quick Release Jutsu, tap R. You will execute the Jutsu that was last used without having to hold R.